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One of the ugliest things on the planet must be muddled separate and separation. Nobody gets hitched with separate in their brain however en route, things and life happen. Individuals who were enamored with each other become separated and wind up abandoning each other for good. It could be anyone accomplice’s blame and it could be both their blame. Connections are confounded and when they end they can make a genuine chaos.

Guy writes a letter to wife:

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Here is a person, who composed a letter to his better half before abandoning her and all we needed to do while understanding it was to get up, discover him and beat him to the ground for being such a review A yank!


“Dear Wife,

I’m writing this letter to you to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell… Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.”

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At this point, one truly begins to think if this person is no doubt. Be that as it may, read on:

“You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your Ex-Husband.

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!”

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Her sister?! We can’t envision how crushed his poor spouse may have been. Raise your hand in the event that you are similarly as frantic as we are at the present time.

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The wife writes back:

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Normally, the spouse had her very own blistering reaction. What’s more, composed back.

“Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was, ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.”

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Whoa, so the person isn’t only a twitch, he’s a confused jolt! She at that point composes:

“About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica but when I got home you were gone… Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.


Your Ex-Wife,

Rich As Hell & Free!”

But wait for the sting, ya’all!

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“P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.”

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What’s more, there you have it! Our confidence in mankind and karma is reestablished. I trust you have a serious time in Jamaica, young lady! Xoxo.

P.S: Pretty beyond any doubt this was essentially how the spouse felt when he got her letter.

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